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Joke of the Day

"HARRY JR: what do you see in the mirror of desire, papa HARRY SR: well if i look closely i see you mowing the lawn this morning like i asked"

"My friend came crying to me after he crashed his brand new Swedish car But I didn't want to hear his Saab story"

"What food makes women stop having sex? A wedding cake"

"There should be a terrible show about a woman, her mom, and her daughter, all 3 named Jennifer, called ""Jenerations"" on Lifetime or the CW."

"I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married."

"Tell your female friends that they can get 100 tampons for a dollar... No strings attached. For a limited period only."

"A blonde is at the diner A blonde is at a diner and when the waitress comes to take the order, the blonde reads the name tag out loud: 'Debbie, how sweet.... what do you call the other one?'"

"You know what? Chicken Butt!"

"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little"

"The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan. I thought, this'll teach her to be late"