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Joke of the Day
"This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine."
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"Hey online media: ""Comfortability"" isn't a word. The noun you're looking for is ""comfort."" And it doesn't need you to give it a fancy hat."
"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"
"What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice? Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder."
"No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking"
"What's a horrible icebreaker? The titanic"
"What do you call a person who knows 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages? Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language? American."
"There are three kinds of people on this earth. Those who can count ... And those who can't."
"A sloth walks into a bar 10 minutes later, bartender says ""Sorry we're closed."""
"Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's a French kiss, ......down under!"