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Joke of the Day

"Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret."

"I found a cheap prosthetic arm on Craigslist Secondhand"

"The Story Of My Life"

"What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby? He's born with Diss-lexia"

"What do you call a gay Yeti A snow blower!"

"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."

"All dates are 'blind dates.' The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight."

"[bar] HER: wanna get outta here? *winks* ME: hell ya HER: whatya thinkin? ME: lets go to my place and arm wrestle HER: what? ME: u scared?"

"[robbery in progress in the store I'm at] *quickly remembers training from karate school* *bows to robber* *is kicked in head so hard*"

"There's so many political jokes on r/Jokes, I could build a wall out of them!"