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Joke of the Day

"Why is ""Dick"" short for Richard Genes"

"You, my friend, deserve a high-five...that's four more fingers than I normally give."

"I have a gay friend but I never recognize him Because he is always in these guys."

"What do you get when an Investment banker jumps off a cliff? A Con descending Altitude."

"What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert? Pot pie."

"After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer."

"Hair Stylist: What are we doing today? Me: Let's do something that will look great here but I'll have no chance of replicating at home"

"If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now."

"What does a cow do after a break up? Mooves on."

"Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work? Because he got Snowden"