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Joke of the Day
"Son,wanking will make you blind.. I said dad, I'm over here"
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"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin numeral."
"A pedophile stopped by my apartment today According to my Catholic roommate, the proper term is ""priest."""
"A recruiter asked me if I wanted to be a hardcore developer I said sure, I've always wanted to work for PornHub"
"What do you call a Mexican Miget? A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an esse"
"Am I relying on you to cover up all these blood stains after murdering my ex? BLEACH I MIGHT BE"
"Therapist: what was it like growing up? Me: I just [reaches for tissues] kept getting taller."
"what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan? The power of crust compels you."
"Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral? the obituary read ""Please send donations in luau flowers."""
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"