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Joke of the Day
"What does the twitter bird drink? Twater!"
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"What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools"
"Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, ""COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME!"""
"Isn't giving fellatio... ...Just a taste of what's to come?"
"How do you stop a small dog from humping your leg? You pick it up and suck its dick!"
"A pirate made a spoof about his bird. It was Parroty"
"How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Rectal thermometer tastes like shit"
"I go to the gym religiously. You know, once or twice a year around the holidays."
"How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb? He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him."