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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70? General"
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"What is the difference between 3 dicks and a joke about Muhammad? Terrorists can't take a joke about Muhammad."
"this one is courtesy of a friend of mine... so did you hear about ku klux kineeval(sorry if ,misspelled)... ...he tried to jump 20 black guys while on a steamroller!"
"How do redditors get their water? From a well, actually"
"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"
"I clean my house like everyone else ... 5 minutes before someone comes over."
"What do you call a furiously masturbating dinosaur? A Velocifapper."
"Can't afford to get my newspaper delivered by iPad. What is that? $500 every morning?"
"What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink"
"what's the worst thing about being a black Jew? you gotta sit at the back of the oven"