1993
Joke of the Day
"Count Chocula cereal is the perfect combination of breakfast and fear."
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"What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country? an ill-eagle immigrant"
"The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand."
"What do Asians do when they have erections? They vote"
"Twitter birth control: airfare"
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, ""It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."""
"Well - It's not the first time Donald has left a Bush disappointed..."
"My SO is giving me the silent treatment, so I tightened all the lids of our jars. Now she'll have to talk to me."
"Why are all liquor stores haunted? Because they're full of spirits."
"What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !"