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Joke of the Day

"I like first aid classes its the only time I get to be touched by a caring human."

"In N Out Describes my visit to the Vatican City"

"I avoid all spoilers for the new Star Wars movie. I won't watch the trailers and... I refuse to watch the movie itself as to stay spoiler free for the rest of my life."

"Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down."

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."

"I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds"

"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""

"How does NASA plan a party..? They planet."

"What's another name for a Jew? A sneeze."

"After #Brexit, the pound crashed... ...it's down to ten ounces."