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Joke of the Day

"The best part of being a supervillain is the freedom to laugh maniacally at all times"

"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"

"Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine."

"I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level"

"My parents are both bisexual, but I never really felt loved or wanted around the house. I guess I am a bit of a by-product."

"For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there'd be one less blogger."

"I wonder if blackbirds ever watch reruns of 'That's So Raven' and go all, ""gurl please."""

"Someone once told me, ""GO FOR BROKE"" !! I'm happy to report that I succeeded..."

"If Last Names Often Come From Ancestors' Professions... Then what the fuck was wrong with Bruce Dickinson's family?"

"What is the national front's favorite curry?"