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Joke of the Day

"I've been standing in IKEA with a lamp shade on my head for 3 days, hiding from the cops."

"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"

"Why do I always seem to start my day backwards? I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake"

"Q: What is a dentist's office? A: A filling station."

"Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old? They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!"

"Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout..."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised ? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 50% off."

"The meeting with Kim Davis isn't the only thing on his U.S. trip that Pope Francis wanted to keep secret... The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel."

"'Doctor, I have a drinking problem!' 'I'm always drunk whenever I'm traveling between countries!' Doctor - 'Sounds like you're a borderline alcoholic.'"

"Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies? In his sleevies."