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Joke of the Day

"Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old? They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!"

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"Men of quality respect women's equality."
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"Where do Zika babies come from? A guy trying to get a little head."
"What's the difference between you and me? You came OUT of your mom's vagina."
"Me: I need to lose my baby weight. Diet coach: Awww, how old is your youngest? Me: Thirteen."
"If there was a male cow made out of earth... That would be terrible."
"Using only a paperclip, taffy, and rubber band, MacGuyver left another shitty tip."
"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"
"People say I'm a stand up guy.. ....but I prefer to sit down when I can. Good morning everyone!"