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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is a dentist's office? A: A filling station."

"What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!"

"Employer: ""In this job we need someone who is responsible."" Applicant: ""I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."""

"Why are seals such homebodies? Because clubbing isn't any fun."

"2 guys walk into a bar The 3rd guy ducks"

"For a perfectly shaved forearm reach for the last Pringle in the can."

"Felt a sharp pain in my chest & thought ""oh shit, I'm having a heart attack,"" but it just turned out to be my wife stabbing me."

"What's the similarity between a match and a black person? You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work."

"Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money? He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup."

"Tony the tiger has a sleeping problem. His teeth grate!"