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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout..."
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"Rectum? Damn near killed'em Does anyone know the beginning of this joke? I only know the butt of it."
"Santiago Munez : from Newcastle utd to Real madrid Movie : Goal Rafa benitez : Real madrid to Newcastle Utd Movie: Own goal"
"Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Her monopoly has left the seashore economy in shambles. 86% of hermit crabs are now homeless."
"My dog is called cigarette as he's got no legs Every evening I take him for a drag"
"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."
"Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""
"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid my friends will give me the funeral I told them I wanted when I was drunk."
"Where do war generals make decisions? In a think tank"
"When is bingo harmless? When its B9!"