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Joke of the Day

"The meeting with Kim Davis isn't the only thing on his U.S. trip that Pope Francis wanted to keep secret... The engine in his Fiat was a Volkswagen diesel."

"Arrogant lady, owned ! Lady : I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! Man : If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't have a say in the matter."

"What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord."

"Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it."

"Forget the Home Alone parents forgetting their kid. Why the hell do they own a bunch of mannequins?"

"If Mississippi lost her New Jersey what would Delaware? Idaho, Alaska"

"Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said ""don't walk""."

"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle."

"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The Gestapo. Gestapo who? Ve ask ze questions, schwein."

"Forget the fad diets, I'm gonna lose weight the old fashioned way - by not having enough money for food."