55820

Joke of the Day

"Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies? In his sleevies."

Next Joke
 
"Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press. Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke."
"You have a life"
"Wanna know the best joke ever? Read the top comments...."
"In a doggy style gang bang, do you call the woman ""dogging station""?"
"What has two legs but can't walk? A dead duck."
"Fart Jokes Are sometimes shitty."
"1 out of 10 dentists doesn't care what you brush with, he just wants to fondle you while you're gassed."
"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"
"Advertised as a ""Cougar Cruise"" Reality - Weight loss cruise where live cougars are released & you spend your vacation fleeing large cats"