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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"

"Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough."

"I'm so happy I'm not as cool as you. Because then I'd be a huge fucking asshole."

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he"

"How do you keep a homosexual in suspense... ...ill tell you later."

"Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces."

"Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black."

"Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies."

"HEY DUMMIES WHEN YOU SHAZAM A SONG YOU DONT HAVE TO HOLD THE PHONE UP BECAUSE ITS JUST A SONG AND SOUND GOES EVERYWHERE."

"Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!"