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Joke of the Day

"Why are Jewish men circumcised ? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 50% off."

"I am so much angry!!! I just might go Super Saiyan!!!"

"what do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? they both couldn't finish a race."

"It turns out ""Flasher"" wasn't one of the reindeer and I'm being asked to leave this holiday party."

"The most toxic community... Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community..."

"Ever heard of the 68 position? You go down on me now and I'll owe you one."

"That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my floor. *buys identical dress, throws it on the ground*"

"It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose."

"""No. Delete it."" -Mona Lisa"

"Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings? Syrian Mckellen"