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Joke of the Day
"It should cost $87 to leave someone a voicemail."
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"What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles. (Told to me by my mother)"
"*two turtles strapping themselves to a sleeping cheetah* Just you wait, Carl! This is gonna be awesome!"
"Which newspaper is most popular around cows? The Moo York Times"
"Panic rooms are a great way to protect yourself during home invasions or like if you forget your wife's birthday."
"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."
"How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support."
"How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool? Say, "" Everyone out of the pool please."""
"Little Mary was living in Japan during the 1940s. Then one day, the Americans dropped an atomic bomb on the city she was living in. Where did she go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same."