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Joke of the Day

"'Doctor, I have a drinking problem!' 'I'm always drunk whenever I'm traveling between countries!' Doctor - 'Sounds like you're a borderline alcoholic.'"

"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""

"The art of the word ""Fuck"" jk there is no art, art fucking sucks"

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!"

"5: ""Dad, to be the man of the house, you need to wear pants."" Me: ... 5: ... Me: ""It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Job's all yours."""

"Whenever I drop something edible I just call my dog over to clean it up."

"Hate the political process, not the politicians. Nah, who the f*#k am I kidding? Hate those politicians!"

"How often did the asian cow go to the gym? Dairy"

"Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting? They literally can't even."

"What did the male robot say to the female robot? 1100011010000010001000100101011101111100001011101001101000110011010110100000000110001001101011000001"