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Joke of the Day

"X says to Y : ""i feel so close to you, i feel like zero divides us"""

"How did the Hulk's mind blow? Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled ""HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."""

"Whats an Australian Kiss? (nsfw-ish) It's like a French kiss, but down under."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where he parked his coupe."

"Why can't you explain puns to kelptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally."

"Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare? Because Muslim girls can't go to school"

"Today punched man a me That was out of order"

"Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum."

"My rap name is Weapons of Mass Destruction because you go in thinking I'm going to destroy you but it turns out I've got absolutely nothing."

"How do you kill 10 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face."