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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you explain puns to kelptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally."
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"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?"
"Whenever my grandma comes to visit and I hear a loud thud from upstairs, I go for a coffee and think about the cool stuff I just inherited."
"Great Halloween costume idea! I just went through my closet and found my ex's clothes. Does anyone want to be a raging bitch for Halloween?"
"What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist? The vest actually does something when it's triggered."
"I thought about another woman while having sex with my wife so to make up for it... I thought of my wife while having sex with another woman."
"How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie? Get some furniture"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the freezer."
"Food preferences area curious thing, I realized that I don't like chocolate anymore ... on the day when I noticed that I don't fit anymore into my old apartment."
"BREAKING: An egg. I'm making scrambled eggs."