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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you explain puns to kelptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally."
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"Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook."
"What Does A Tickle Me Elmo Get Before It Leaves The Factory? Two Test-Tickles"
"Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap... Guy: doctor, I've been hearing voices. Can you help? Doctor: I'll try to diagnose but I can clearly see your nuts"
"Men at 25 plays football. Men at 40 plays tennis. Men at 60 plays golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller ?"
"What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean"
"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."
"Why was Skrillex never in an orchestra? Because he would always drop the bass"
"Why do hippies like to swim way offshore? Cause it's far out, man"
"The masseuse asked if I wanted her to finish me, I said yes & then she ripped my spine out & said ""Flawless Victory!"""