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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare? Because Muslim girls can't go to school"
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"What is Russia's favorite type of pasta? Putinesca"
"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"
"BREAKING: Pot calls kettle ""black"". ""Racial tension at boiling point"" says mayor of kitchen cupboard"
"What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You can't fuck a rock ..."
"[first date] ""I learned to crochet in prison... Now you say something."""
"Being married is a lot like being a DJ... Most nights you just tune out All noise and nod your head..."
"The cat seems really pissed off. He must have only had 22 hours sleep."
"MORON Q: Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see a butterfly."
"Simple instructions from FBI to crack any almost any iPhone. Drop face-down on hard surface from about 4 feet in the air. That should do the trick."