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Joke of the Day

"What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died? Well, I guess we better Barium."

"password that you shouldn't use dick"

"[BDSM] I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client Oops, wrong sub"

"What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have? 404"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger's now working in pest control... He's an ex-terminator."

"A man goes to a barber shop... ""How much for a haircut?"" ""$20"" answers the barber. ""What about shaving?"" ""$10"" ""Okay, shave my head, please."""

"SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency."

"Donald Trump Will.... Make America Great Again!"

"So a mushroom walks into a bar.. And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom responds ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""

"What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car? My car can make it to 50."