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Joke of the Day

"Whats an Australian Kiss? (nsfw-ish) It's like a French kiss, but down under."

"PREACHER: any prayer requests? 3 DUCKS IN A TRENCHCOAT (from the last pew): do the one about our daily bread"

"I hate niggers"

"Your momma... Your momma is so fat when she gets into the elevator it HAS to go down"

"Even though there's over 10 million people that play WOW, I've got a good feeling the username 'Sarah' isn't taken."

"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""

"Hello, you're through to Sea World Your call may be used for training Porpoises."

"Who is the most famous DJ in Australia? DJ Redo"

"Two part joke Q. How does an elephant hide in an apple tree? A. He paints his balls red. Q. What's the loudest sound in Africa? A. Giraffes eating apples."

"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"