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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill 10 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face."
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"There are two types of people in the world... Those that pee in the shower, and those that are filthy liars."
"Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta."
"What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. Something fishy that doesn't quite add up."
"A joke for the ages Le COCKoon"
"You should always choose B) on multiple choice tests because it looks like a cool sunglasses face. That guy knows what he's talking about."
"Rappers be like ""I'm killing them snitches, smackin dem bitches, smokin blunts n fucking hoes!""**Wins award** Rapper: ""I just wanna thank God"""
"Two pedophiles sitting on a bench A 12 year old passes by. One pedophile looks at the other and says: Aaah, time forgives no-one. She must've been a stunner in her days"
"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says ""I'll take five beers please!"""
"How was the grand canyon formed? A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole"