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Joke of the Day

"How did the Hulk's mind blow? Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled ""HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."""

"Sportscenter, episode 542783747363467367984768474756431063389425993399064375493638386747899532689432462567953467347: Men talking animatedly."

"My girlfriend just told me she has a STD... I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship"

"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."

"In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says ""what the hell is that"" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE."

"Had a girl say ""I want you to treat me like a virgin"" So I sacrificed her to a tiki god and threw her in a volcano."

"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Where is the bar tender?"""

"Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges? As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange."

"Nice try, self check out lanes. There's not even any mirrors."

"Have you ever played AD Soraka? It's bananas!"