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Joke of the Day

"How did the Hulk's mind blow? Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled ""HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."""

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either."

"Even today this is still the best one I know Obama got elected twice."

"Toaster settings: No.1: ""I do nothing."" No.2: ""I do nothing."" No.3: ""I do nothing."" No.4: ""I SET BREAD ON FIRE!"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !"

"Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11."

"Today I gave my dead batteries away.... Free of charge!"

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

"How do you make a German shepherd? Put him in a synagogue."

"I learned that you transfer more germs shaking hands than kissing....It didn't take HR long to stop me from introducing myself to women..."