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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where he parked his coupe."
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"Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax? He was barred."
"I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?"
"Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give archers who shoot apples off of people's heads a bad name."
"""I don't know what else to say..."" Me, giving my husband false hope"
"YOU KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAUL WALKER AND MY COMPUTER? I ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK WHEN MY COMPUTER CRASHES."
"Why doesn't Skrillex like to go fishing? Because he always drops the bass."
"I just sold viagra to a guy who thinks it's adderal. He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow."
"COP: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can. ME: no hurry."
"What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRby's"