19267

Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum."

"I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder"

"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"

"An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter ""How do you feel?"" ""How would you feel"" the astronout replied ""if you were stuck here on top of 20000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"""

"I burned my hand on the stove. On the bright side, now I have a black girlfriend."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up."

"I'll never forget the cooking time for my supermarket brand spaghetti... 9-11 minutes"

"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"

"Why did the chicken go around the world? Because his name was Marco Pollo.."

"She said YES! ..When I asked her if she was cheating on me."