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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum."
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"Why do anarchists smell so bad? Because they're *revolting*"
"Where do go when you are cold? - The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)"
"I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white."
"What 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"
"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic load."
"Actual voice mail: ""Molly, this is your mother. I just texted you but I don't know how to make the facey-things so...happy face at the end."""
"Black walks into a bar A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks ""where'd you get that?"" Parrot says ""Africa, there's millions of them""."
"If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I'm not spending the night there."
"Me: What are you doing?! 5-year-old: Hugging my sister. Me: Hugs don't start with a flying tackle. 5: Me: 5: The good ones do."