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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles? Philippe Philoppe"
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"Don't invest in SeaWorld It's really starting to tank"
"[traffic stop] COP: where ya headed? ME: on my way home COP: *shining flashlight in my backseat* ME: look at me when I'm speaking to you"
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?"
"What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!"
"[wearing a 'World's Greatest Dad' t-shirt while talking to the bartender] ""The younger one is about 8 and the older one is older than 8."""
"What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtain!"
"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, ""May I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""No thank you. I'm traveling light."""
"Two men walk into a bar Well that wasn't very smart"
"Apparently everyone was too high in the 70's when Grease came out to notice that every ""student"" at Rydell High looked like they were 35"