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Joke of the Day
"Two men walk into a bar Well that wasn't very smart"
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"Margaret Thatcher Said ""If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman."" If you want nothing said or done.. Ask a cat."
"Hello and welcome to Hypocrite's Anonymous. What's your name?"
"What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!"
"Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!"
"I like my coffee like I like my girls Without a penis."
"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."
"People who say that they're 'just naturally thin' are also just naturally awful."
"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night, I'm not letting you out!"
"LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack"