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Joke of the Day
"Don't invest in SeaWorld It's really starting to tank"
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"""Snitches get stitches,"" I whisper to my 3 year old as he watches me brush Oreo crumbs from the bed sheets."
"What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles? A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes."
"Wife: Are you even listening to me? Me: Of course W: Oh yeah, what did I say? M: [smoke bomb] W: I can still see you M: [Another smoke bomb]"
"I went to kuwait, found no squirrels there.. No animal can sustain a burst of oil everytime they bury a nut."
"What do ducks use to get high? Quack cocaine [Originally from Askreddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36u262/whats_the_best_joke_we_can_make_one_word_at_a_time/crh46r7)"
"What does eighty year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"I think gambling hotlines would be more effective if every fifth caller won a prize."
"I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning."
"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."