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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtain!"
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"[roadtrip] ME: I need a bathroom break FRIEND: no stops for 2 hours, use that Gatorade bottle ME: um...ok...now how am I supposed to wipe?"
"Eating clocks is... time consuming. Sorry."
"""I enjoy short walks to the fridge"" - Fat people personal ads"
"[Calls Ex-Girlfriend] Remember all those hair-ties and Bobby pins you lost? Well, I found all 5,000 while moving."
"Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?"
"What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon? tenish."
"Why do scientists look for things twice? Because they re-search everything."
"I bought Fenugreek from a Drug Dealer It was a little *Methi*."
"How do you fit 4 gay men on one bar stool? Turn it upside down."