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Joke of the Day

"Apparently everyone was too high in the 70's when Grease came out to notice that every ""student"" at Rydell High looked like they were 35"

"Just breathe and eat a banana. Everything will be OK."

"*Jesus looks over bill from last supper* ""It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver."" ""I got this!"" Judas yells, almost too quickly."

"Girl vs Boy jokes Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !"

"How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids? They throw a tin can down the stairs."

"Highway to Hell is my favorite wedding song."

"I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour... I guess I have a Boba Fettish"

"Did you hear the newspaper headline about the escaped lunatic who raped a woman and ran away? ""Nut screws and bolts""."

"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex, I would ask my pimp for a raise."