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Joke of the Day
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?"
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"*knock knock* whos there? sir theres been an accident. theres been an accident who?"
"How to be part of a joke? One must simply walk into a bar"
"My friend said a baby crying is the best form of birth control but there was a baby bawling next door all night & my girlfriend got pregnant"
"DNA What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA? [Kicked out of the zoo.](/spoiler)"
"How did the hipster burn his hand? He was into lightbulbs before they were cool."
"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
"Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile."
"How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."
"Top 5 oxymorons: 1. Jumbo shrimp 2. Civil war 3. Virtual reality 4. Great outdoors 5. Family vacation"