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Joke of the Day

"In a room full of idiots screaming their opinions at the top of their lungs, be the guy in the corner doing finger guns with his reflection."

"How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house? He's still there."

"My friend had a testicle removed after finding a lump. He's very serious when it comes to mashed potatoes."

"If you don't have a condom, put a stone in your shoe.. ...it'll make you limp."

"Hitler was born on April 20th... cuz he was destined to blaze the jews."

"What's the difference between a black person and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"

"What happened to the muslim critic? He blew everything out of proportion!"

"Can /r/jokes start using NSFW tags for jokes with crude humor/language?"

"Women are like helicopters... You know they work and you trust them, but if you make any effort to understand them whatsoever you'd be too terrified to go near them."

"I heard the titanic got a new job... She sells sea shells down by the sea floor. I hear it's a pretty high pressure job."