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Joke of the Day

"In a room full of idiots screaming their opinions at the top of their lungs, be the guy in the corner doing finger guns with his reflection."

"What's black and blue and HATES sex? The kid in my trunk."

"I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good."

"[courtroom] Timothy: I was not involved Victor: Nor was I Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri- Judge: You're all going to jail"

"yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell"

"A man goes up to an indian woman... he says ""you must be ladesh?"" she goes ""what do you mean?"" ""well this summer, im goin to Bangladesh"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !"

"""No, no, I said I'm a PEDALPHILE. I'm super into bicycling. So that's a no go on the job now, huh?"""

"How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !"

"What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white fairy tail? White begins, ""Once upon a time..."" Black begins, ""Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""