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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, ""May I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""No thank you. I'm traveling light."""

"My blind friend complained I was putting things in his way... He'll get over it."

"Scotland's Independence David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent. I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know"

"What's the definition of ""trust""? Two cannibals giving each other a blow job."

"What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus?"

"Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you."

"Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we'll soon see who's leading the Poles."

"A girl say to her boyfriend ""we need to talk....I'm pegnant""..... The boyfriend replies ""Hi Pregnant! I'm Dad!"""

"Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one."