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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock, Who's there? Not Oscar Pistorius."
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"A Date joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
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"Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE? ... because it's too cold out-tide."
"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof"
"What do you call a jewish black man? Hanigga"
"Have you heard of McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."
"What do you call Neil deGrasse Tyson pouring champagne all over his naked chest? An astro-fizzy-tits"
"My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty... ...my wife is going to be disappointed."
"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."