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"Why don't old women ever have sex? ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Why are the Soviets Russian? Because there's no Stalin."
"Whenever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Maybe I should let her in."
"H: So what's the worst thing you've ever seen someone do? Me: I watched a mother buy her son a harmonica."
"What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development? Polaroid Integral Film and Babies"
"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb."
"Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. "
"Why are Catholics the worst drivers? They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child)."
"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub."