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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jewish black man? Hanigga"
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"[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] ""Dr that's the model skeleton"""
"Two wheels were spinning in a dessert One of them, being careful told the other one: ""Watch out there is a cactussssssss..."""
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"
"Beer nuts $1:50 Deer nuts under a buck"
"Two cows and a cat were going on a trip. Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat? Cow B: The cattle go this way, we shall go the udder way."
"Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said."
"Jewish kid asks his father for $50 ... His father replies: ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"Vanish- The World's Number 1 Stain Remover' Is there a number 2 stain remover? My boxer shorts are absolutely fucked."