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"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof"
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"Me: What kind of Dr. treats men who won't talk on the phone? GF: What? M: A Guy-no-call-ogist. GF: I'm killing u in ur sleep tonight."
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"One venti cheeseburger please."