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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."

"My grandma told my 25 year old cousin that she has finally gotten used to his beard... He agreed. ""Yeah, it has really grown on me."""

"Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s"

"Me Chinese, me play joke... Me take drone, return it broke."

"M:$50 on the ginger with face tattoos H: Ma'am those aren't tattoos, they're freckles and you can't bet on a 6th grade spelling bee"

"Words can not even begin to describe your beauty and how much I need to borrow your car."

"Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to this is a getaway car."

"I wish vaginas were like MacBooks. Macs don't get viruses."

"Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet? It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore."

"What do you call a group of pigs? A precinct."