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"I read in the paper about a hooker starting her own business.... They said that she had a good soft-opening."
"If Arnold does star in the new Predator movie.. He would probably be sent back in time with his Expendables team to kill the Predator who was the actual John Connor."
"""Good morning ladies!"" The blind man announced as he strolled through the fish market."
"Why did the chicken cross the road today? To get away from all the assholes making Prince jokes."
"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."
"Do you think, when they were looking for that Carmen girl, that they ever checked San Diego? Just a thought."
"Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You're a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!"
"I don't like Goldfish crackers They're the snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off, and I don't think it should have to come to that."
"What do you call a rude German? A Deutsch bag"