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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."
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"What's the worst part about seeing 4 black people go off a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac seats 5."
"X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup..."
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust"
"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."
"Kids are like farts. You don't mind your own, but others peoples are just unbearable"
"What's for dinner? -A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer."
"me: so what, you're gonna be angry at me for the rest of your life wife: no, the rest of yours"
"Two blondes are having a conversation... Do you know that the black box of an airplane is actually orange! The other respond: OMG! So, it's not a box?!?"
"What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop? Disappointed."