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Joke of the Day

"Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE? ... because it's too cold out-tide."

"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they don't like DICKS."

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..."

"I didn't like my new haircut But then it grew on me"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I am handsome I would have exactly one dollar.! Thanks Mom.!"

"Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?? She was a woman"

"But how come Tarzan didn't have a beard?"

"I once donated a pint of blood and the doctors were quite greatful. They said it contained enough alcohol to sterilize their equipment."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro cinqo. EDIT: Yeah, I take French, not Spanish. :)"

"Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks? cuz she couldn't find the door handle"