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Joke of the Day
"Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE? ... because it's too cold out-tide."
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"Wonders why women spend so much on sunglasses? Wouldn't it be cheaper to tint the kitchen windows?"
"Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night."
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"The Grammar Nazis burst in. ""We know you're harbouring Jews, Mrs Gies"" ""There ain't no Jews here!"" ""Double negative! Search the attic, boys"""
"There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time."
"Describe yourself in 3 words I am a rebel"
"My boys are gamers and I'm single It's like a race to see who can use the most batteries"
"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"
"Interviewer: I don't see a phone # for your reference Me: he is a duck I feed bread to at the park you will have to speak to him directly"