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Joke of the Day
"My wife said she wanted to see ""Fifty Shades Of Grey"". So I showed her a picture of her hair."
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"Jesus Christ excrement unearthed in Isreal.... ""Well, Holy Shit!"""
"My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She's basic but can't even."
"What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens? A Petophile"
"I know a woman with an uncontrollable sexual desire towards books. She's an infomaniac"
"What's worse than the Holocaust? The Holocaust! wait shit"
"My friends think I'm weird for sleeping with a full size body pillow It's just a lot more rare to find a dead midget."
"Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough."
"What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist? Willing suspension of disbelief"
"Why did the little boy use his inhaler? ""No wheezin'"""