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Joke of the Day
"Why did the little boy use his inhaler? ""No wheezin'"""
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"How do you make holy water? You take ordinary tap water and boil the hell out of it."
"My fear of dogs went away after I dated my ex Cause she was a total bitch"
"What is that famous Raider saying? Next season!!! Hater nation!!!"
"A cattle rancher thought he had 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."
"Saw a man selling umbrellas in the rain today. He ironically was umbrella-less. When I asked him why, he replied: ""Man, I don't stay dry off my own supply."""
"Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one.."
"Divorce is when you tell someone: Hey I know you better than anyone else on Earth and I'm gonna take a pass"
"My doctor told me that I should avoid salty things I'm gonna miss playing MOBAs"
"I used to be in a band called The Prevention... We were better than the Cure."