165526
Joke of the Day
"I've got a Turkish friend. She's not hot or cold. Shawarma."
Next Joke
"What did the triangle say to the circle? Why are you so pointless?"
"Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed but the two in the back bed drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate open!"
"Shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. *Friend posted this. Gave me a good laugh."
"Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?"
"Who cares if you break a damn mirror. If you think 7 years of bad luck is hell, try breaking a condom."
"""The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus."""
"Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan. I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia."
"What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? Romcomnoms"
"The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet."