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Joke of the Day

"I've got a Turkish friend. She's not hot or cold. Shawarma."

"How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse."

"I was at a gay nineties party last night. All the men were gay and all the women were ninety."

"God must be a Republican. He wasn't that into humans until He found His Son was one."

"Hey, guys. Love college basketball? You should see this thing CBS is doing this weekend. Crazy!"

"What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman? A liar"

"if you meet a woman under the age of 75 named ""Maude"" or ""Agatha"" it's a good bet to check nearby for a time machine"

"My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change."

"So some guys were hanged... ."

"I couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt But then it clicked."