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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens? A Petophile"
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"When People Tell Me to Get a Life I take theirs."
"I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like ""don't be sad"" ""he's not worth it"" ""you deserve better""!"
"Did you hear what happened to Lot's wife? She got assaulted"
"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."
"My uncle Paul does great bird impressions, He eats worms."
"What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics? Having both your legs."
"A horse walks into a bar...... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""hey SICCNESS206, put your pants back on"""
"What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen? Carlos"
"[finding a secret passage in my NYC-apartment that leads to a corpse-filled torture dungeon] HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THIS EXTRA SPACE I HAVE!"