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Joke of the Day

"My friends think I'm weird for sleeping with a full size body pillow It's just a lot more rare to find a dead midget."

"What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers? A virgin"

"If someone finds a corpse, in the river off 4th St., in a blue suitcase, it wasn't me."

"DTF (Down time finally) -mom's everywhere"

"What is the worst animal std? Gatoraids"

"How much semen does a catholic priest have? A butt load..."

"I have no sympathy for amateurs who make sex tapes or take nude pics of themselves and cry ""invasion of privacy"" when they fail to safeguard them and they leak to the media and public."

"Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog"

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes -WHAM!- ""FUCK!"" A bad skydiver goes ""FUCK!"" -WHAM!-"

"A politician died It was a good day."